i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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