Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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