Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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