he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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