I want to make a zoo with you.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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