I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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