Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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