can we get nightvision for the apartment?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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