i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you win again, gameday.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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