I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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