If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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