I feel like abortions should bother me more
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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