Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize