I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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