Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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