Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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