but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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