That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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