i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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