Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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