im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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