woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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