Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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