Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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