whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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