i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
jump out the window naked night went bad
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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