So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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