I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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