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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire

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(540): View more from Virginia

I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.

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(813): View more from Florida

Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"

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(217): View more from Illinois

Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".

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(201): View more from New Jersey

That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag

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(702): View more from Nevada

I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates

(310): View more from California

That’s quite a spread

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