i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize