That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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