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(815): View more from Illinois

Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(310): View more from California

He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what

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(304): View more from West Virginia

There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

there were a lot.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina

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(716): View more from New York

If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels

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