Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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