Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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