So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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