38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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