I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I need a burrito and a hug.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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