Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We are two peas in an std pod
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just googled if crying burns calories
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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