So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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