Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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