There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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