She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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