New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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