If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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