I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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