piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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