My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
