Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she pinky promised me she was 18
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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