I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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