I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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