would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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