remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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