In America we eat man semen.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My feet surprised me
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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