he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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