Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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